Replusive! Some guys send pics of their dicks and say inappropriate things. Do they think that’s really going to turn a girl on?
Do you find some men jerks and crass? Like, what are they thinking? Who do they expect would be impressed by that? I mean, really? REALLY?
It’s a bit like books I read. Some erotica is written well and classy, while others are wham-bam, none for you, ma’am.
There’s no need to be a prude. It’s just not all supposed to be BJ’s the moment couples meet.
I know sunset kisses, sparkling wine, and happy ever-afters are cliches, but they’re more palatable. I don’t mind them. And I don’t mind something with, ummm, restraints, spank paddles and ‘I hope my husband doesn’t find out’ kinda fiction? Ummmm….*bites lip*
Did I cross a line?
Look, I’m not a prude, not really. I mean, when it comes to adult books, I don’t mind reading anything. Just give me something more than dick talk and dick action. I get enough of that in real life. *rolls eyes*
Recently, I bought a second-hand novel from a weekend market. Its cover is worn, and the pages are yellow. It’s been enjoyed many times over (a sign of a good book).
The stall holder told me it was a thriller, so I bought it, put it inside my bag and carried it home with me. When I took it out and opened it up to the first page, I discovered this damage done to the novel:
Ummmm… tit-sucking was too much for a reader to bear? Really?
What? It’s only page one FFS!
Why buy an adult book if you can’t handle an adult story? At least skip over those parts and let someone else enjoy it without all the scribbles and marks.
I was furious about the defacing. I paid good money for that book, but then I was curious about the offended offender. If that’s too much, what else did this prudish reader find unpalatable?
Sure enough, the scrawls didn’t stop at luscious tits — hard members were on their hit list too! The scrawls got extra thick and deep for all the dicky-parts!
So there you go. It proves erotica isn’t for everyone. It’s also not all crass BJ meetups or creamy-white-thigh cliches. I like this novel below. It doesn’t look like an erotic story, but it’s got some great sex in it!
But no one in it says: ‘You and I should exchange body juice, baby.’
“Forman’s writing style is artful, with the protagonist Mitchell’s warped thought processes masterfully exposed. The author has a powerful and vivid command of language and his word pictures are stark and disturbingly real.”
– Linda J Bettenay, author of ‘Secrets Mothers Keep’ and ‘Wishes For Starlight’.
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