Dating Allergy

I Was Rushed to Hosptial Because of My Tinder Date

Dating Allergy

Anaphylaxis is a serious condition. It’s where the human body reacts negatively to a substance. Swelling, rashes and constricted airways are typical symptoms of anaphylaxis. Nut, milk, yeast, gluten and kisses are the most common offenders.

Kisses?

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Samara and Charlie only kissed. He’d eaten a peanut butter sandwich before their Tinder date. One thing led to another, and she had to reach for her EpiPen to save her life. She was then rushed to the emergency room at the hospital. Doctors put her directly onto a respirator and monitored her in intensive care until she responded to treatment. Luckily, her story ends happily. She was released from the hospital and is doing fine.

It raises questions about modern allergies mixing with high-speed online dating. Perhaps dating sites should use allergies and food likes/dislikes, and an algorithm to sort out who’s likely allergic to whom.

Once upon a time, we didn’t worry about that. Fewer people had fewer allergies. Fewer people went on blind dates. We used to know people better before our lips touched theirs. Now we hook up and fuck. There’s little time to know anything about anyone.

Maybe I’m just old, a little outdated and don’t get it. I miss the point. Perhaps I’m just a bit jealous, too.

Why did I miss out on this new and exciting way to get laid? Shag dating seems like a lovely thing. Some of us need a one-nighter, a one-time booty call occasionally, right? We don’t always want sex for love or marriage. Sometimes, it’s about participating in a desirable, pleasant adult event. We don’t want anything beyond it. It’s akin to sharing a meal with someone. We dine and then wave each other goodbye at the end of it.

Nice.

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