Seat Pose

If standing tall just makes you slouch,
And lying flat screams “sleepy couch,”
Don’t fret, my friend, don’t wear a frown—
You can look fierce while sitting down.

No need to strut in high-heeled shoes,
Or master yoga’s stretchy moves.
Just grab a chair, adjust your crown,
And serve pure glam from waist on down.

Cross those legs with practised flair,
Tilt your head, then toss your hair.
A pout, a smirk, a sideways glance—
You’re serving looks, not just your pants.

The runway’s fine for those who walk,
The bed’s for dreamers, sleep, and talk.
But when you sit with poise and sass,
You’ve nailed the art of resting class.

So if you’re cursed with clumsy limbs,
And photo ops feel rather grim—
Sit down, relax, then strike a look,
And slay that pose like a glossy book!

-M