The rising cost of artificial insemination prohibits some women from extending courses of fertility treatment indefinitely.
Many who have tried and failed repeatedly are at their financial and wits’ end. They are now turning to social media for sperm.
They’re seeking donors who are prepared to part with their semen for free. The only catch comes from the men: Most want to perform a natural insemination (NI) process with it. It’s got women suspicious and annoyed.
The last thing they want is to be seen as servicing lonely, desperate men.
Ironic, isn’t it?
Desperate themselves, they still think to judge a man’s sexuality while blotting out their own.
They think there’s got to be more to it, more to the act of sex and what it means to create life.
In some weird twist of thinking, they want their sexual encounters to mean something more than shallow, emotionless sex. They feel that their donor would have more honourable intentions when making his deposit into a turkey baster instead.
Sheesh! Is it just me, or have I missed something vital?
Is it honour?
Suspicions?
All that’s required is semen.
Let’s face it, that part of baby-making is the briefest and easiest part of the process.
I know it’s not coming from a blossoming romance for goodness ‘ sake, but making love to a syringe seems just as cold.
SHE needs something from him, and HE needs something from HER. They have interconnecting parts. Use them. That’s what they’re for!
Make the damn trade!
Altruism is nice, but that ship left the dock the moment artificial insemination entered the picture. It’s time to step it up and forego love and tradition. Ride that guy’s rigid rod until it’s well drained, and then giggle your way to maternity wear!
Men want sex? (True)
Women want babies! (Also true)
A decent guy with a hard-on and viable sperm is all that’s required. Lift up that skirt and make it happen.
It’s easy. Free. Quick. Natural. No cold, sharp objects involved.
Why be suspicious of him?
Ejaculation is his motive. You’ve figured it out. Good for you. Get a leg up and use it to your advantage.
He’ll have a happy moment that might last an hour. You’ll have one that’ll last a lifetime. That sounds like a fair trade.
Sure, it’s not romantic, but romance has nothing to do with it. You knew that before the journey started. Take the goddam sperm for goodness ‘ sake! The cheapness will be forgotten once the pregnancy test comes back positive.
Did you know that a turkey baster easily damages sperm cells? Did you also know that the journey of sperm through the female reproductive tract is designed to test the quality of sperm along the way?
A woman’s body sorts out good from bad sperm as it makes its way up her. Of course, the biggest hurdle for all sperm is a woman’s brain. She’s supposed to screen her suitors before any sperm gets near her.
Her body does the rest of the screening after he ejaculates.
During fertility treatments, all this is missed. Yes, there are attempts to re-establish screening by doing background checks on donors. But a high IQ, good teeth and a pretty face aren’t equal to what a woman can sense from a man when she’s on a date with him, during courtship, or established during intimate relations. (Men with high IQs, good teeth and pretty faces can be assholes too, y’know.)
In any city, there are thousands of men ready to inseminate any woman at any moment’s notice. Bucket loads of baby batter are out there, just ready for the taking. A woman doesn’t need social media to get it. She can stand out in the street and drop her pants. It’ll come to her. She’s lucky to be in such a position of power.
Sex.
Such a tiny word — but so complicated for some. A clucky female with depleted finances still needs a way to get pregnant. If natural insemination is the choice of delivery, all she has to do is invite a male into her space and give him a sexy smile. The rest will be self-sorting. Bitching about men’s motives is a delaying tactic. Perhaps she fears rejection when she shows him what she has in exchange for sperm.
To make things clear and easier for her, she should always assume that men only want her for sex (that’s a good thing).
Expect that his motivations are purely selfish. With that out of the way, she can get on with considering far more important things about her would-be sperm donor: Like whether or not he’s a serial killer.
You must be logged in to post a comment.